Oh that’s nice.
Smooth, Joffery. Smooth. You totally don’t sound gross or creepy or anything. You’ve got the moves.
everyone’s always like “omg coffee shop aus pls” and i’m just like omg:
awww … there goes my plan to go to the new hookah place in town on my 21st birthday.
when they start turning on the forges to fight smaug, all i can ever think is no no no what the fuck are you thinking? FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON, dumbasses
if it could, then *whispers* he would be no dragon